Don't Go There Lyrics - Remembers The Alamo - Asleep At The Wheel

In the Texas town of San Antonio 

Is a little church they call the Alamo 

The story tellers say Ozzy Osborne stopped one day 

All dressed up in women's lingerie 

I don't know if the guy was drinking beer 

Jack or beam it's not exactly clear 

But when he whipped it out 

The ghost of Travis gave a shout 

Whose message all good Texans still can hear 

Don't go there, don't go there 

You really shouldn't go there 

It's a source of Texas pride 

Hell, John Wayne died inside 

Don't go there, don't go there 

You really shouldn't go there 

You'll really piss us off if you go there 

When Bowie and Young Crockett made their stand 

Colonel Travis drew a line in to the sand 

But it's simply not the same when you try and write your name 

That bloody rocker must have mush for brains 

Don't go there, don't go there 

You really shouldn't go there 

It's a simple Texas mission 

Not a pot for you to piss in 

Don't go there, don't go there 

You really shouldn't go there 

You'll really piss us off if you go there 

Music never rilled us 

The groupies or the jets 

The show on television 

Or the ratings you might get 

The thing that drove us plum insane 

Was when you drained that old main vain 

Took your snake and let it go 

No, we won't forget the Alamo 

The eyes of Texas are upon you 

Don't go there, don't go there 

You really shouldn't go there 

It's a symbol of our state 

Not a place to urinate 

Don't go there, don't go there 

You really shouldn't go there 

You'll really piss us off if you go there 

Don't go there 

You really shouldn't go there 

How ya like it then 

If we piss upon Big Ben? 

Don't go there, don't go there 

You really shouldn't go there 

You'll really piss us off if you go there 

Ah, you know Sharon I got me **** 

Cloths off put in the roadie's rooms 

So I couldn't get out 

So I just took a walk around town, you know 

And **** the next thing I **** know 

I had to take me a piss, you know 

And there was this old wall and I thinking 

What the ****, I'll **** piss on the wall 

Then all of a sudden 

I'm in jail, you know **** police 

Got me down and ah 

Sharon, Sharon