Dirty Backseat Car Thing Lyrics - Ass Ponys

It's nothing but a dirty backseat car thing 

Just listen to that jesus jumper sing 

He's got the angels in his throat 

But the devil's down there in his scrote 

The way he drags it in the dirt 

Is enough to make your stomach hurt 

But to call that mock messiah king 

It's nothing but a dirty backseat car thing 

I am the truest man of god 

I am the one and only son 

Sheddeth thy robe proveth thy love 

It's nothing but a dirty backseat car thing 

She kissed that pulpit pounder's ring 

I tried to talk her down to earth 

But she kept on babbling about rebirth 

She gave up all her worldly goods 

She claims he's just misunderstood 

But the shit that Bible banger slings 

It's nothing but a dirty backseat car thing 

I am the truest man of god 

I am the one and only son 

Sheddeth thy robe proveth thy love