Hey Swifty Lyrics - Ass Ponys

Gonna hold my hand 

Right over that candle flame 

Until I can't take it any longer 

I swear I could hold it there 

All God damned day 

If I wanted to 

I said hey go on 

Go ahead and make my day 

Then I blew away the mother in the mirror 

And as I lay dying 

On the bedroom rug 

Bleeding with all my heart 

Someone says hey swifty 

Yer gonna have to come around sometime 

Took a car ride out to the flats 

Where I hit a big dog 

Hit a dog out on the highway 

So to find out what it was like 

When you hit a big dog 

I ran over it a couple more times 

Let it set for a week or so 

Until it got really ripe 

And flat and hard 

In the middle of the highway 

Then I found it and bound it up 

With some baler twine 

And painted it up like an american flag 

Then someone says hey swifty 

Yer gonna have to come around sometime 

Last week I got so bored 

That I took a big ride 

And went out to the mississippi 

I took this guy I know 

Named lou along and he went 

Because he wanted to 

He said I can't believe 

We've driven all this way 

Just to see a fuckin' river 

And I said God damn, God damn 

God damn you man 

And I left him where he stood 

Then someone says hey swifty 

Yer gonna have to come around sometime