Little Bastard Lyrics - Singles - Ass Ponys

Little Bastard, all fish belly white 

Wears gym trunks and a tank top shirt 

When his grandma sees him playing with a knife 

She says, "Put that down, you're gonna get hurt" 

And she calls him Little Bastard 

And she says it to his face 

And he says, "Don't call me Little Bastard 

Call me Snake" 

Little Bastard has a recurring dream 

That he's a pirate on a sea of snakes 

And when the waves come you can listen to him scream 

As the tide runs down his leg 

And she calls him Little Bastard 

And she says it to his face 

And he says, "Don't call me Little Bastard 

Call me Snake" 

Little Bastard, all fish belly white 

Wears gym trunks and a tank top shirt 

When his grandma sees him playing with a knife 

She says, "Put that down you're gonna get hurt" 

And she calls him Little Bastard 

And she says it to his face 

And he says, "Don't call me Little Bastard 

Call me Snake"