Pretty As You Please Lyrics - Ass Ponys

Thirty candles on the birthday cake 

She tries to blow 'em out 

Does her best but leaves the one still burning 

It's hard to figure out 

It's hard to figure out she says 

Picking up the knife 

When she considers how the one still burning 

Best describes her life 

She runs her thumb along the knife blade laughing 

And cuts the bad part away 

Reverend father on the t.v. set bringing her to god 

She never met him never held his hand 

She thinks it's pretty odd 

She thinks it's pretty odd she says, picking up the gun 

Blue pistol in the screen light glowing 

There's a job needs done 

She runs her thumb along the gun sight laughing 

And blows the bad part away 

They found her hanging in the neighbor's barn 

Swinging in the breeze 

Long legged with her toes near touching 

As pretty as you please 

As pretty as you please she says picking up the axe 

She's walking out beyond the woodpile claiming 

She's gonna bring her back 

She runs her thumb along the axe head laughing 

And chops the bad part away