Sidewinder Lyrics - Ass Ponys

The dirt farmer's wife is hanging her laundry on the line 

She's wasting her life but other than that she's doing fine 

The gut wagon rolls trailing a cloud of flies along 

Holding her nose she's trying to hear the buzzard's song 

Sidewinder spoiled my shot at my precious forget-me-not 

It's a red letter day and we've all confessed to petty crimes 

What can she say that hasn't been said a hundred times 

The dirt farmer swears his fruit is as fresh as the early spring 

What does he care that she's finding worms in everything 

Sidewinder spoiled my shot at my precious forget-me-not 

Claimjumper stole my spot next to me precious forget-me-not 

The weed garden grows just outside the kitchen door 

The dirt farmer knows it won't be in bloom like it was before 

Sidewinder spoiled my shot at my precious forget-me-not 

Claimjumper stole my spot next to me precious forget-me-not