The Waitress Lyrics - When Life Gives You Lemons, You Paint That Shit Gold - Atmosphere

A city full of people and my favorite is that waitress 

And she treats me like some kind of common vagrant 

I see her every day, but there's nothing to say 

Unless I decide to step inside of that cafe 

I only get to sit if I buy something to eat 

Otherwise its best to keep my feet moving down that street 

And goddamn, she's a hard bitch 

She talks at like I'm the bad dog that got into the garbage 

Yeah I know that the toilet is for customers 

You ain't gotta tangle up the strings that make this puppet work 

It doesn't have to be a game of paddy-cake 

But it ain't like you don't know I sleep in that alleyway 

And by the way, I can see it in your eyes 

You're angry with your life, not a stranger to the fight 

I bet you hate every man that you date 

And you're probably addicted to all types of escape 

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You take it out on me that you're all alone 

When you know you got your own closet full of hollow bones 

Watch the tone when you speak to old folks 

I'm grown, just trying to get out of this Minnesota cold 

"Look lady, I'm homeless, I'm crazy 

I'm so hopeless I'm suicidal daily. 

If you and I can't coexist let's fake it 

'Cause I ain't got the energy it takes for this relationship." 

I'm waiting for a city bus to flatten me 

And transport me to the ever after happily 

Maybe reincarnate, and with luck 

Come back to Earth as a cockroach in your tip cup, huh 

She says she's had it up to here 

She's gonna call authorities if I don't dissapear. 

I love her threats, it rejuvinates my breath 

I give her stress for the reaction that it gets. 

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I got a pocket full of panhandled money 

On a cup of bad coffee and a stale honey bun 

In front of everyone she calls me bum 

But she notices my absence on those afternoons I don't come 

So here I am, thorn in her hip 

Corner table all morning with some corn chips 

Ignoring the insults and evil eyes 

I feed off 'em, I wonder when she'll realize 

She's the only reason I visit 

The only woman in my world that acknowledges my existence 

And if my ship ever comes I'll miss it 

Because I'm getting old and I ain't got much left to give it 

So there it is, and I have to live with it 

I had the chance to make a difference but I didn't 

In a cafe bathroom drinking free tap water 

Thinking damn I should have been a better father to my daughter