Dear John Lyrics - Singles - Au Pairs

Dear John - cherchez la femme? 

Dear John - round the bend? 

Dear John - still looking for me? 

Dear John - still like what you see? 

Dear John - find a sex-machine 

It will help with your fantasy 

But there is only room for one 

and here she comes, here she comes 

The car - is it kingfisher blue? 

The house - do I welcome you? 

do I recline like the seats in your head? 

sex-tech objects locked in your head? 

Dear John - I'm waiting for you 

Restaurant - I've ordered for two 

Spread upon and around the tables 

Ex-bed, horny fables 

Dear John - find a sex-machine 

It will help you with your fantasy 

But there'e only room for one 

And here she comes, here she comes