Magazines Lyrics - New City Blues - Aubrie Sellers

How to lose twenty-five pounds today 

How to make a million the easy way 

Forty-five is the new eighteen 

Read all about it in a magazine 

Who's on pills,who's on booze 

See who's running around on who 

A picture they don't want you to see 

Got it right here in a magazine 

Forget everything you think you know 

You don't need a mind of your own 

They're gonna tell you everything you need 

In the pages of a magazine 

How to get a man with just one kiss 

How to get a body that looks like this 

Get new results with an old routine 

They'll show you how in a magazine 

Forget everything you think you know 

You don't need a mind of your own 

They're gonna tell you everything you need 

In the pages of a magazine 

If they put it on paper it must be true 

Surely these people wouldn't lie to you 

Go on, believe everything you read 

Everything you read in a magazine 

Everything you read in a magazine