The Boys Light Up (remastered) Lyrics - Australian Crawl

Let me tell you about my mountain home 

Where all the ladies names are Joan 

Where husbands work back late at night 

Hopes are up for trousers down 

With hostess on a business flight 

Taxi in a Mercedes drive 

I hope that driver's coming out alive 

The garden is a dorsetted 

That lady - she's so corseted 

She's got 15 ways to lead that boy astray 

He thinks he's one and only 

But that lovely she's so lonely 

She pumps him full of breakfast and she sends him on his way 

What a sing song dance 

What a performance 

What a cheap tent show 

Oh no no no no no 

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Silently she opens the drawer 

Mother's little helper is coming out for more 

Strategically positioned before the midday show 

Her back is arched, those lips are parched 

Repeated blow by blow 

Later at the party all the MPs rave 

About the hummers she's been giving 

And the money that they save 

To her it is skin lotion 

For his promotion to 

That flat in Surfer's Paradise with the ocean view 

What a sing song dance 

What a performance 

What a cheap tent show 

Oh no no no no no 

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