How To Get A Boyfriend Lyrics - Singles - Avbyte

When you think you see a boy 

Who strikes your fancy 

Strike a pose you know is going to catch his eye 

Pretty soon I'm sure you'll be the boy's fiancée 

With my simple steps that work most every time 

Now be sure that you're not coming off as easy 

'Cause you want to boys to work hard for the prize 

Check your phone, look nonchalant 

Pretend you're busy 

And believe me, they'll be dropping down like flies 

Miranda, Miranda 

We want to be just like you 

Miranda, Miranda 

Please tell us what to do 

Now before we move along 

Let's check your wardrobe 

'Cause it just won't do to walk around like porn 

Simply stick to my sophisticated dress code 

'Cause Miranda knows how clothes are to be worn 

And let's not forget a little bit of makeup 

'Cause we can't all be as bootiful as me 

Now you'll always be prepared for your big close up 

You'll be flawless as the world can clearly see 

Miranda, Miranda 

We want to be just like you 

Miranda (Miranda), Miranda (Miranda) 

Miranda, we love you! 

When he takes you out to dinner 

Choose the venue 

You don't want to have a meal that wastes your time 

Order one of every item on the menu 

So the man knows you're worth more than just a dime 

But before he sweeps you off into his carriage 

There is one thing that you must remember well 

Don't do anything down there until the marriage 

Or you'll definitely die 

And burn in hell 

So remember all these lessons 

That I taught you here today 

With this knowledge you are ready 

Now you girls are on your way 

Miranda (Miranda), Miranda (Miranda) 

The whole wide world adores you 

Miranda, Miranda, 

You've made our dreams come true!