Jesus Is My Girlfriend Lyrics - Singles - Baby Bird

Look at my hands 

They're all over you 

My rusty nails stuck to you like glue 

My arms around you like audio tape 

Got a little red horn underneath this cape 

It's not dirty 

It's not rude 

I'll go to Kuwait if I wanna get, wanna get, 

Wanna get crude 

It's not filthy 

It's not lewd 

I wanna get famous just so I can get sued 

Guess who's my girlfriend, yeah, ten out of ten 

Yeah it's Jesus, she's my girlfriend 

Want to know who my boyfriend is, 

No, nought out of ten 

Jesus ain't a man, she's my girlfriend 

Jesus is my girlfriend 

It's not drink, It's not food 

It's a man in a shuttle with a tube 

I can't fly, so what, I can't cook 

Can't even catch a tune with a hook 

I've been to Hong Kong & South Dakota 

In a little wood plane without a motor 

Got a girl in bed, when I took it further 

Where Jamaica? No I coaxed her. Ha! Ha! 

I love her 

My girlfriend 

I love her 

My girlfriend