Linoleum Lyrics - Bad Astronaut

[Originally by NOFX] 

Possessions never meant anything to me 

I'm not crazy 

Well that's not true, I have a bed, and a guitar 

And a dog named Dog who pisses on my floor 

That's right, I've got a floor 

So what, so what, so what? 

I've got pockets full of Kleenex and lint and holes 

Where everything important to me 

Just falls right down my leg 

And on to the floor 

My closest friend linoleum 

Linoleum 

Supports my head, gives me something to believe 

That's me on the beach side combing the sand 

Metal meter in my hand 

Sporting a pocket full of shit 

That's me on the beach with a violin under my chin 

Playing with a grin, singing GBH 

That's me on the back of the bus 

That's me inside the cell 

That's me inside your head