The Second Coming Of Chris Lyrics - Badlees

the second coming of chris 

(alexander, feltenberger, welsh) 

he'll be coming up 287 

he'll be driving a rented car 

he'll be carrying a key to heaven 

and a box of te-amo cigars 

you'll see him at your reunion 

you'll see him at the orchid lounge 

he works in nyc, got a cool goatee 

tell everyone he's back in town 

we were starting to get concerned 

we were wondering if he'd ever return 

so gather 'round children or you shall miss 

the second coming of chris 

he's acting so bored with existence 

he's working for a music mag 

wants to get into radio promo 

but that business can be such a drag 

we were starting to get concerned 

we were wondering if he'd ever return 

so gather 'round children or you shall miss 

it's the second coming of chris 

he's nothing but a trust fund baby 

swimming in the deep end of the old gene pool 

probably end up working for his parents 

after he goes back to school 

we were starting to get concerned 

we were wondering if he'd ever return 

so gather 'round children or you shall miss 

the second coming of chris 

so give his pinkie ring a kiss 

the second coming of chris 

please sir, won't you tell us where the action is 

it's the second coming of chris