I'm At Home Getting Hammered (while She's Out Getting Nailed) Lyrics - Singles - Banjo & Sullivan

We started in the morning, carried well into the night 

Throwing dirty dishes with all our might 

Sad commentary on a marriage that has failed 

Im at home getting hammered while shes out getting nailed 

Police pulled into my trailer park 

Domestic violence cost [Incomprehensible] after dark 

Late night with her boss, says theyre trying to make a sale 

Im at home getting hammered while shes out getting nailed 

I'm at home drinking whiskey in my easy chair 

Watching Jerry Lawler pulling Andy Kauffmans hair 

Had a suspicion, so I opened up her mail 

Im at home getting hammered while shes out getting nailed 

She used to bring me beer and love all over me 

Right before I went on disability 

My wiggler ain't so straight, I got whiskey dick 

She dont perk it up 'cause, 'cause her ankles got so thick