Turdy Point Buck Lyrics - Singles - Bannanas At Large

background noise: sipping beer, chorus of laughs and belches, general yooper noises 

lemmie tell ya dat 

and you know it's not so much the heat as it is the gosh darn humidity 

you know dat 

you know when you sit there in the bed and you're just sweaty you know and you go to reach for the water on the nightstand and ya slide right out of bed, and the wife says 

"stop making so much noise you're waking me up, go to sleep" 

well lemmie tell ya 

times like that make me feel like movin up north ya know 

good idea 

yeah i'd do it too 

course then i couldn't watch the Packers ya know, the Packers are 

gosh i like the Packers, i'd do anything for the Packers 

who can forget Vince Lombardi ya know, back in the glory years, not me boy 

ya know 

yeah well anyhow 

gettin to be that time of year eh? 

yeah i'm a deer hunter how do you do 

i got this deer huntin rappin tale for you 

i'm so excited, it's my favorite time of year 

i love to freeze my buns chasin trophy deer 

but don't clap your hands to the stompin of the feet 

cause ya he's like me he can't keep a steady beat no 

i got this great big knife cause the hunting is my life 

it's my chance to drink beer and get away from the wife 

it's the boys night out acting stupidly 

say now baby baby don't you think maybe how bout you and me yeah 

well we partied all night never made it to our bunks and 

i was sittin in the tree stand on the tree dead drunk 

windmill blowin 45, temp thirty below, i was freezin to death, then it started to snow 

so i got down from the tree stand start headin for the truck 

and thats when i seen it there, the turdy point buck 

the turdy point buck? 

turdy point buck (5x) 

well he was eight foot tall, weighed twelve thousand pounds, with every step there was a shakin' on the ground 

he was so rutiful so beautiful 

strutted right out of my dreams, he was created by God just for outdoor magazines 

now i'm not much for thinkin, no i don't do it often 

but i had an idea 

to put that turdy pointer in his coffin 

turdy point buck 

hh 

turdy point buck 

i couldn't get to my grenades 

the howitzer was in the shop 

my stomache was tied into a monkey knot 

ya my only hope was betty lou 

she was da one 

a combination AK-57 uzzie radar lasar triple barrel double scoped heat-seakin shotgun 

turdy point buck 

hh 

turdy point buck 

turdy point buck 

ya dat the women clappin' the the back dere i gotta make dat 

well he was comin for me gettin bigger and bigger but my fingers were so frozen i could not pull the trigger 

i kicked off my boots fired with my big toe 

i was Dirty Harry, John Wayne, and G.I. Joe 

ya dat turday point buck was only 10 feet away 

ya still i couldn't seem to hit him and he wouldn't run away 

and after 20 minutes when the smoke cleared 

there were hunters on the ground and the world's biggest deer 

standing tall and proud, he looked at me and yawned (ohhhhhhh dear) 

and then a flash of white, and there he was, gone 

[cryin and burpin] 

well seven men got up and then one fell down 

a big lump of blaze orange, shakin on the ground 

at first i thought he was one of the boys 

but it was a no brother good in law man from illinois 

only cheese-heads in here, right boys? 

send him back on the next plane ya know 

Did ya see the turdy pointer? 

Did ya see the turdy pointer? 

Did ya see the turdy pointer? 

Did ya see the turdy pointer? 

as we jumped into da truck 

sayin i'm gonna get that turdy point buck 

yeah i'm gonna get that turdy point buck 

hhh 

turdy point buck (5x)