Love Is A Bore Lyrics - Barbra Streisand

Here is a verse unlike any verse 

To a song that you've never heard 

It deals with the subject that I and the authors agree 

Is at best absurd 

Love is a bore 

Love is a ball game without a score 

Love is a sail boat without a sail 

The lock on the candy store 

Asparagus without the hollandaise 

Plus all the petty laughs 

In tennesse williams' plays 

I used to love it but now it's a drag 

Love is a flag pole without a flag 

Love is the mailman without the mail 

A comic without a gag 

A soap-opera plot and lots lots more 

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But mainly I mean love is a bore 

It's i'll-call-you-tomorrow 

It's a phone that never rings 

It's a sack full of sorrow 

Or a ride on angel's wings 

So just remember the next time you saw 

Love is an exit without a door 

But if you're in love you'll ignore 

All the things that I've said here before 

And you'll pray that your love 

Whatever he does 

Will come back and be 

The bore that he was 

Before!