Mcdonald's Girl Lyrics - Barenaked Ladies

I leave from softball practice every night 

It's getting dark, but the "Golden Arches" light up the way 

I turn the corner at the traffic light 

I count my money and then 

I rehearse what I'm going to say 

"I'd like an order of fries, a quarter-pounder with cheese, 

I love the light in your eyes, will you go out with me please?" 

I am in love with a McDonald's girl 

She has a smile of innocence so tender and warm 

I am in love with a McDonald's girl 

She is an angel in a polyester uniform 

[Can I get you some fries with that?] 

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She doesn't try to impress anyone 

She doesn't act real tough 

like all the other girls that I know 

She don't treat me like a simpleton 

She's not ashamed to be the only other virgin I know 

And when my hamburger's cold, I get up ready to go, 

She's only fifteen years old, and I'm in love with her so 

She's got a gold tooth, you know she's hardcore 

She'll show you a good time, then she'll show you the door, boy! 

I am in love with a McDonald's girl 

She has a smile of innocence so tender and warm 

I am in love with a McDonald's girl 

She is an angel in a polyester uniform 

Well, there she stands behind the register 

She's taking orders from the Saddle River Little League 

If they knew how much I wanted her 

Their home-room teachers would 

have to send them home for a week 

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And as I head through the door, the movement catches her eye, 

My heart begins to soar she smiles she waves good-bye, good-bye 

Good-bye, good bye 

I am in love with a McDonald's girl 

She has a smile of innocence so tender and warm 

I am in love with a McDonald's girl 

She is an angel in a polyester uniform 

Uno, dos, tres, quatro 

Big Mac, Filet o Fish, Quarter Pounder, French Fries 

Icey Coke, Thick Shakes, Sundaes and Apple Pies 

Sing that song of taste [Yeah, sing that song of taste!] 

You can only find at one place, McDonalds 

I am in love with a McDonald's girl 

She has a smile of innocence so tender and warm 

I am in love with a McDonald's girl 

She is an angel in a polyester uniform