Dead Lyrics - Barney

On top of a mountain, 

All covered in blood, 

I killed my friend Barney, 

With my favorite shotgun. 

We went to his funeral, 

We had a parade, 

Everyone threw flowers, 

I threw a grenade. 

An old lady chased me, 

I blew up her head, 

I'm sorry my dear friends, 

But they are both dead. 

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