Ricedum Lyrics - Bartbaker

Let me give you a lesson on how to diss 

100 percent of your diss track should do this 

Instead, 90 percent of your weak ass lyrics 

Are just you poorly rhyming bout' how you're so dumb rich 

Oh, I can read your mind bro 

Since you know you can't flow tryna hide it with dough 

You can't hide your weak rhymes from me though 

Anyone with sense knows your "diss tracks" all blow. (No!) 

Grammar so sloppy should call you "Joe" 

It's sad brainwashed kids think your rap skills are dope 

You made fun of a rape victim that's low 

You're corny but your career is still your worst joke 

You didn't even use to write your own tracks 

Maybe that's why they didn't use to be so damn wack 

My God man, have you heard yourself rap? 

Hellen Keller would sound better on the mic, that's a fact! 

Enjoy it now because in a few years you'll be washed up 

And have no career, on the street drinking beers with a 

Crappy ass job down at Sears tryna sell microwaves just to pay to get laid 

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Ouch man, you should really watch what you say 

We def. aren't Gucci like the shirts with the snakes 

By the way, I've got mad money I'm paid 

I've stood on a Rolls Royce 

That's what I figured you'd say 

Now, do you get it RiceDum? 

This is how a diss track's supposed to be done 

I don't need a Rolls, models, or a mansion 

All I need is talent and Rice you got none 

Now, do you get it RiceDum? 

This is how a diss track's supposed to be done 

I don't need a Rolls, models, or a mansion 

All I need is talent and Rice you got none 

(You got none!) 

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Lack of creativity and artistry 

Uninspired holier than thou with no basis to be 

(Yeah that's me) 

Materialistic misogynistic kid bully 

Remember assaulting Gabbie? 

That trick had it coming, please! 

You're poisoning our damn youth 

The bully culture's blowing up in every damn school 

Cause of you 

And don't try to say that I do that crap too 

My parodies are comedy, your content's just straight cruel 

You make fun of how people look but look at you 

Lookin' like an awkward giant praying mantis dude 

And when you spit have you seen how you move? 

You're so uncoordinated makes me wanna puke! 

You can't rap you should stop tryin' 

Posing to be hard like you're not a dude named "Bryan" 

(Quiet!) 

That's "Bryan" with a "Y" folks I'm not lyin' 

Hey, Bryan what's wrong Y you Cryin'? 

Saw you at VidCon back down from a fight 

You make Jacob Sartorius seem like Suge Knight 

Behind a camera, you'll talk trash all night 

But in flesh, you're so shy if I pinched you'd die 

I got more talent in one pube 

Than you do in your entire body dude 

That's a fact proven true 

I did the research and wooo 

RiceGum really needs to 

Log into his account and delete his YouTube! 

Now, do you get it RiceDum? 

This is how a diss track's supposed to be done 

I don't need a Rolls, models, or a mansion 

All I need is talent and Rice you got none 

Now, do you get it RiceDum? 

This is how a diss track's supposed to be done 

I don't need a Rolls, models, or a mansion 

All I need is talent and Rice you got none 

To recap you can't rap 

You look like a giant insect on crack 

Your diss tracks are hardly diss tracks 

I'm awkward 

When I rap I look like a hurt bird 

I make fun of rape victims to get views that's absurd 

Your lyrics and your career are a joke 

You're dumber than a baked potato 

Assault chicks 

Fat shame make fun of preteen kids 

I think I'm YouTube's Jesus 

Man, I should just quit!