Egg Man Lyrics - Paul's Boutique - Beastie Boys

I looked out the window and seen his bald head 

I ran to the fridge and pulled out an egg 

Scoped him with my scopes he had no hair 

Launched that shot and he was caught out there 

Saw the convertible driving by 

Loaded up the slingshot and let one fly 

He went for his to find he didn't have one 

Put him in check correct with my egg gun 

The egg a symbol of life 

Go inside your house and bust out your wife 

Pulled out the jammy he thought it was a joke 

The trigger I pulled his face the yolk 

Reached in his pocket took all his cash 

Left my man standing with an egg mustache 

Suckers they come a dime a dozen 

And when I say dozen you know what I'm talking about 

Humpty Dumpty was a big fat egg 

He was playing the wall and then he broke his leg 

Tossed it out the window three minutes hot 

Hit the Rastaman he said "bloodclot!" 

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? 

I egged the chicken then I ate his leg 

Riding the trains in between cars 

When I pull out the station, you're gonna get yours 

Drive by eggings plaguing L.A. 

"Yo they just got my little cousin esse" 

Sometimes hard boiled sometimes runny 

It comes from a chicken not a bunny, dummy 

People laugh it's no joke 

My name's Yauch and I'm throwing the yolk 

Now they got me in a cell but I don't care 

It was then that I got caught catching people out there 

We all dressed in black we snuck up around the back 

We began to attack the eggs did crack on Haze's back 

Sam I am down with the program 

Green eggs and ham Yosemite Sam 

Come Halloween you know I come strapped 

I throw it at a sucker K-pap 

You made the mistake you judge a man by his race 

You go through life with egg on your face 

You woke up in the morning with a peculiar feeling 

You looked up and saw egg dripping from the ceiling 

Families punk rock the businessman 

I'll dog anybody with an egg in my hand 

Not like the crack that you put in a pipe 

But crack on your forehead here's a towel now wipe