I Hate You (but You're Interesting) Lyrics - Beautiful South

(Heaton/Rotheray) 

Tables turned over and curtains ripped 

Bottles uncollected, collected here 

Nothing seems to shine like these razor edges do 

It's a crazy little world without you 

I went to see a doctor and she said 'Yes, go ahead' 

'Throw yourself into the sea' 

I wrote a will for my friends 

And this is how it read 

'Me, me, me, me, me, me, me' 

No friends, everything for me, me, me 

No friends, just me, just me 

Fleet Street was a very funny place 

Home to the mad and the corrupt 

What would you say if I told you today 

I'd made this whole story up? 

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I made this whole story up 

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