Rotterdam (or Anywhere) Lyrics - Beautiful South

And the women tug their hair 

Like they're trying to prove it won't fall out 

And all the men are gargoyles 

Dipped long in Irish stout 

The whole place is pickled 

The people are pickles for sure 

And no-one knows if they've done more here 

Than they ever would do in a jar 

This could be Rotterdam or anywhere 

Liverpool or Rome 

'Cause Rotterdam is anywhere 

Anywhere alone 

Anywhere alone 

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And everyone is blonde 

And everyone is beautiful 

And when blondes and beautiful are multiple 

They become so dull and dutiful 

And when faced with dull and dutiful 

They fire red warning flares 

Battle-Khaki personality 

With red underwear 

This could be Rotterdam or anywhere 

Liverpool or Rome 

'Cause Rotterdam is anywhere 

Anywhere alone 

Anywhere alone 

The whole place is pickled 

The people are pickles for sure 

And no-one knows if they've done more here 

Than they ever would do in a jar 

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This could be Rotterdam or anywhere 

Liverpool or Rome 

'Cause Rotterdam is anywhere 

Anywhere alone 

This could be Rotterdam or anywhere 

Liverpool or Rome 

'Cause Rotterdam is anywhere 

Anywhere alone