Barbershop Talk Lyrics - Upside Down - Bei Maejor

And now (and now)... 

We will get familiar 

With the sounds of... 

Bei Maejor! 

Yo, yo, yo, yo, what's up man? 

Y'all I got this crazy story for real 

Y'all ain't gon' believe this 

What's it about? 

Uhh... 

I don't know 

(What happened?) 

Uhh... 

(What happened?) 

Oh.. 

(What happened?) 

I don't know 

(What happened?) 

I don't know 

Look, this is real talk 

I swear it's all true 

I'ma to lose my mind 

Don't know what to do 

I got a little story 

Excuse my accent 

But listen up 

You will not believe what happened 

I woke up this mornin' 

'Round 10:15 

Kinda pissed off 

I was havin' good dreams 

Went to the kitchen and made some breakfast 

Reached for my phone 

And I had some texts 

One from my sister 

Her name's Alexis 

One about a show I got-a do in Texas 

'Nother one from a lady who knows my baby 

I found it quite odd 

It was very crazy 

Can't tell you how they know each otha 

Put it like this... 

Look they know each otha 

Add on the fact that she's clearly married 

And her husband 

He is very scary 

I heard that one time last January 

He shot a man dead tryna talk to Sherry 

See Sherry is his wife 

That's the one who text me 

She send me smiley faces, say she can't forget me 

And I could not resist when she tried to tempt me 

So we went and had wine 'til her glass was empty 

I left out swiftly 

'Fore he came home 

Next thing I know she blowin' up my phone 

Sayin' that she wanna see ya boy later on 

I know it ain't right but it don't feel wrong 

Uhh... What... 

Aye yo Bei Maejor 

It seems like you got yourself in a bit of a pickle 

But I'm still a bit confused 

I still gotta question 

What happened? 

I don't know 

What happened? 

I don't know 

What happened? 

I don't know 

What happened? 

I don't know 

What happened? 

I don't know 

This is real talk 

I swear it's all true 

I'ma lose my mind 

Don't know what to do 

Now the story goes on and on and on and on 

She asked am I scared of him and I said naw 

(Stop lyin') Straight lied 

But I played it off cool 

Played it off smooth 

Man you know how I do 

Remember this lady 

She knows my baby 

And that is kinda odd 

Yup, very crazy 

I can't tell you yet how they know each otha 

But put it like this 

Look they know each otha 

Now my real girlfriend keeps callin' callin' 

Cryin' on the phone 

Straight bawlin' bawlin' 

I'm thinkin that she knows what I been doin' all day 

False alarm she said the dog ran away 

Unh 

And I could care less about an animal 

Hit the other line it's my homie Shanamo 

What's up? Yeah we still goin' hoopin' 

Know I'm gon' ball 'cause I'm really good at shootin' 

Click back over and said I miss her 

Can't wait to see ya I'm dyin' to kiss ya 

Some may say I am very trifling 

But this new girl she was so exciting 

And this next part is quite a shocker 

The story gets shakin' up like maracas 

So pay attention but excuse my accent 

And listen up 

You ain't gon' believe what happened 

Nah man so... 

Just... 

Man the story gets so crazy right here 

I, I don't think y'all ready 

(What happened?) 

I don't know 

(What happened?) 

I don't know 

(What happened?) 

I don't know 

(What happened?) 

I don't know 

(What happened?) 

I don't know 

Just, this is real talk 

I swear it's all true 

Bout to lose my mind 

Don't know what to do