She Don't Use Jelly Lyrics - Ben Folds Five

I know a girl who thinks of ghosts 

She'll make you breakfast 

She'll make you toast 

She don't use butter, she don't use cheese 

She don't use jelly or any of these 

She uses Vaseline, Vaseline 

I know a guy who goes to shows 

An' when he's at home 

And he blows his nose 

He don't use tissues or his sleeve 

He don't use napkins or any of these 

He uses magazines, magazines 

And I know this girl who reminds me of Cher 

She's always changing 

The color of her hair 

But she don't use nothing 

That ya buy at the store 

She likes her hair to be real orange 

She uses tangerines 

(Tangerines) 

Tangerines 

(Tangerines) 

Tangerines 

(Tangerines)