Sports And Wine Lyrics - Ben Folds Five - Ben Folds Five

Destiny was calling 

Monday afternoon 

Wednesday you'll be crawling 

And you'll pray to be there soon 

With sports and wine, yeah yeah 

Sports and wine, no, no 

Some men never grew up 

Fortunate like you 

Some men never found out 

What it takes to be a dude 

That's sports and wine, yeah yeah 

Sports and wine, no, no, no 

The girls don't understand it 

What you think is art 

My oh my we're all impressed 

How sensitive you are 

Everybody's talkin' about you now 

You know it's true 

'Cos it's always has been 

Sports and wine for you 

So you ask me how I think I know 

Just what makes you tick 

I know what I know you know 

I know you make me sick 

And sports and wine 

Sports and wine 

Girls don't understand it 

Anything you say 

No I don't understand it either 

Guess that makes me a gay 

Everybody's talking 'bout you now 

You know it's true