Lovesick Diagnostician Lyrics - Stems And Seeds - Ben Folds

Dr.Yang, Help me mend my broken heart 

Gotta help me doc, I don't know where to start. 

When she walked right out that door 

Left me cryin on the floor 

She said she's only going to the store 

Dr.Yang, What's the lovesick diagnosis? 

Cause she said she cannot cope with my neurosis 

You would think I had chronic halitosis 

Dr.Yang 

Dr.Yang, now her voicemail box is full 

And she won't call me, I'm feeling like a fool 

The last time I saw her in her car 

I threw her shit out in the yard, 

Locked her out and headed to the bar 

Dr.Yang, What's the lovesick diagnosis? 

Cause she said she cannot cope with my neurosis 

I could always hurt myself, doctor she knows this 

Dr.Yang 

All the kings horses and all the kings men 

Couldn't get back my girlfriend 

Dr. Yang, if you can't fix my heart and head (heart and head) 

Actually there is something you can do instead (do instead) 

Call my girlfriend from your number 

Explain that you're a doctor 

Tell her that I love her so 

She hurt me more than she could know 

And even with all your degrees 

There's nothing you can do for me 

She won't have to block my number any more 

Dr. Yang 

(da da da daaa da) 

Dr. Yang 

(da da da daaa da) 

Dr. Yang 

Gonna kill myself tonight 

Tell her that, Dr. Yang