Sports & Wine Lyrics - Ben Folds Five - Ben Folds

Destiny was calling 

Monday afternoon 

Wednesday you'll be crawling 

And you'll pray to be there soon 

With sports and wine 

Some men never grew up 

Fortunate like you 

Some men never found out 

What it takes to be a dude 

That's Sports and Wine 

The girls don't understand it 

What you think is art 

My oh my we're all impressed 

How sensitive you are 

Everybody's talkin' about you now 

You know it's true 

Always has been sports and wine for you 

So you ask me how I think I know 

Just what makes you tick 

I know what I know why know 

I know you make me sick 

Sports and wine