Anybody Have A Map? Lyrics - Benj Pasek

CONNOR: 

Dear Evan Hansen, 

We've been way too out of touch 

Things have been crazy and it sucks that we don't talk that much 

I should tell you that I think of you each night 

I rub my nipples and start moaning with delight 

EVAN: (spoken) Why would you write that? 

JARED: (spoken) I'm just trying to tell the truth 

EVAN: 

(spoken) You know what? If you aren't going to take this seriously... 

JARED: (spoken) Okay you need to calm yourself! 

EVAN: (spoken) This has to be perfect, okay? 

The emails have to prove that we were actually friends. 

They've got to be completely realistic 

JARED: (spoken) There is nothing unrealistic about the love that one man feels for another. 

EVAN: (spoken) Let's go back. 

JARED: (spoken) In fact, it's something quite beautiful. 

EVAN: (spoken) Let's go back Jared! 

CONNOR: I've gotta tell you life without you has been hard 

JARED: (spoken) Hard? 

CONNOR: Has been bad 

JARED: (spoken) Bad? 

CONNOR: Has been rough 

JARED: (spoken) Kinky! 

CONNOR: And I miss talking about life and other stuff 

JARED: (spoken) Very specific 

EVAN: (spoken) Shut up 

CONNOR: I like my parents 

JARED: (spoken) Who says that? 

CONNOR: 

I love my parents 

But each day's another fight 

If I stop smoking drugs then everything might be alright 

JARED: (spoken) Smoking drugs 

EVAN: (spoken) Just fix it! 

JARED: (spoken) This isn't realistic at all! It doesn't even sound like Connor! 

EVAN: (spoken) Well I want to show that I was a good friend, 

Y'know? That I was trying to help him 

JARED: (spoken) You are just cute as a freaking button 

CONNOR: If I stop smoking crack 

EVAN: (spoken) Crack?! 

CONNOR: 

If I stop smoking pot then everything might be alright 

I'll take your advice 

I'll try to be more nice 

I'll turn it around 

Wait and see 

It's all that it takes 

Is a little reinvention 

It's easy to change if you give it your attention 

All you gotta do is just believe you can be who you want 

to be sincerely, me 

JARED: (spoken) Are we done yet? 

EVAN: (spoken) Well I mean I can't just show them one email 

JARED: (spoken) Okay, please stop hyperventilating 

EVAN: (spoken) I'm not hyperventilating 

JARED: (spoken) You're having considerable trouble breathing 

EVAN: (spoken) I'm having no trouble breathing 

JARED: (spoken) Do you need a paper bag to breath into? 

EVAN: (spoken) I'm not hyperventilating! 

EVAN: (sung) 

Dear Connor Murphy, 

Yes I've also missed our talks 

Stop doing drugs 

Just try to take deep breaths and go on walks 

I'm sending pictures of the most amazing trees 

JARED: (spoken) No! 

EVAN: You'll be obsessed with all my forest expertise 

JARED: (spoken) Ridiculous! 

EVAN: 

Dude I'm proud of you 

Just keep pushing through 

You're turning around 

I can see 

CONNOR: Just wait and see 

ALL: 

It's all that it takes 

Is a little reinvention 

It's easy to change if you give it your attention 

All you gotta do is just believe you can be who you want to be sincerely, me 

CONNOR: My sister's hot 

EVAN: (spoken) What the hell? 

JARED: (spoken) My bad 

CONNOR: Dear Evan Hansen, thanks for every note you send 

EVAN: Dear Connor Murphy, I'm just glad to be your friend 

EVAN & CONNOR: Our friendship goes beyond your average kind of bond 

But not because we're Gay 

No not because we're gay 

We're close, but not that way 

The only man that I love is my dad 

CONNOR: Well anyway 

EVAN: You're getting better everyday 

CONNOR: I'm getting better everyday 

EVAN & CONNOR: We're getting better everyday 

ALL: Hey hey hey hey! 

It's all that it takes 

Is a little reinvention 

It's easy to change if you give it your attention 

All you gotta do is just believe you can be who you want to be sincerely, 

Miss you dearly 

Sincerely Me 

Sincerely Me 

Sincerely Me 

Sincerely Me 

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