Big Socks Lyrics - Bathhouse Betty - Bette Midler

You talk about you and only you and the things that you do for you 

You say you're not a lean cuisine 

So I wanna see whatcha got on the menu 

Now if you think you're the man the only man 

With an exterior you feel issuperior Just give Miss B a little peek 

And see if you really can deliver 

Your tendencies are short, my expectations are long 

And as I see it now, there's not much to go on 

It seems you dug a hole that you can't crawl out 

Now I truly see what you're all about 

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Don't brag about the diamond rings 

Or the expensive clothes you wear 

'Cause I could care less for what you possess 

And your attitude needs repair 

Don't brag about your body baby 

And say that you're packin' a lot 

'Cause all I see besides your big feet 

Is that you got big socks 

Let's just say that there's something lacking 

A flea shouldn't have the nerve to be bragging 

So pack up your little gift and get up to steppin' 

Return it back and put it in the kiddie section 

Full figured in a place that can deliver? 

Ha ha not from what I've seen 

I can't trace what's below your waist 

There's too much space to be inside those jeans 

Chorus 

(Big socks, big socks 

I've got big socks, baby 

Big socks, big socks 

I've got big socks, baby 

Big socks, big socks 

I-I-I've got big socks, baby 

Big socks, big socks 

I-I-I-I-I) 

bye bye baby bye bye 

It's time to wave the white flag 

Now the kitten has been let out of the bag 

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