Fat As I Am! Lyrics - Bette Midler

Fat as I am 

Who wants to see a diva fat as I am? 

I get mistaken now for Lainie Kazan 

How is it that I'm fat as I am? 

Fat as I am 

The camera's gonna add a ton to my can 

This is the way they say, Godzilla began 

How did I get as fat as I am? 

Try it again 

All of my friends say, I should diet again 

That all my fans are gonna riot again 

Look what happened to Liz 

All of my sins 

Are not as numerous as all of my chins 

I could audition for the double mint twins 

No one in the biz is as fat as I is 

Ah, but what's a career 

When you put it next to knockwurst and beer 

They could park a DC10 on my rear 

God knows, I got the gas 

There goes the chair 

But to tell the truth, I'm too fat to care 

I ate a meatball off the floor right over there 

Ah, you don't give a damn, when you're fat as I am