Mr Goldstone Lyrics - Gypsy - Bette Midler

Have an egg roll, Mr. Goldstone 

Have a napkin, have a chopstick, have a chair 

Have a spare rib, Mr. Goldstone 

Any spare that I can spare, I'll be glad to share! 

Have a dish, have a fork, have a fish, have a pork 

Put your feet up, feel at home 

Have a smoke, have a coke 

Would you like to hear a joke? 

I'll have June recite a poem! 

Have a leechie, Mr. Goldstone 

Tell me any little thing that I can do 

Ginger peachy, Mr. Goldstone 

Have a kumquat, have two! 

Everybody give a cheer Santa Claus is sitting here 

Mr. Goldstone I love you! 

Have a goldstone, Mr. Egg roll 

Tell me any little thing that I can do 

Have some fried rice, Mr. Soy Sauce 

Have a cookie, have a few! 

What's the matter, Mr. G? 

Have another pot of tea, Mr. Goldstone I love you! 

There are good stones and bad stones 

And curbstones and glad stones 

And touchstones and such stones as them 

There are big stones and small stones 

And grind stones and gall stones, but goldstone is a gem! 

There are milestones, there are mill stones 

There's a cherry, there's a yellow, there's a blue 

But we don't want any old stone, only goldstone will do! 

Moon stones, sun stones, we all scream for one stone 

Mr. Goldstone we love you! 

Goldstone!