I'm Ugly And I Don't Know Why Lyrics - Singles - Betty Blowtorch

I was walking home from school one day 

When I saw Danny standing there 

I tried to show him my dirty underwear 

He showed me his, but nothing could compare 

Then he said 

You're ugly. What the fuck gave birth to you? 

You're ugly. And I bet your mom is too 

You're ugly. Man, what's with that 'do? 

You're ugly... because you're ugly 

You know, I kinda wonder when I think back to those days 

Why did all the boys get scared and run away? 

So I looked in the mirror to see if it was true 

And my reflection looked at me like it was scared too 

And it said 

You're ugly. What the fuck gave birth to you? 

You're ugly. And I bet your mom is too 

You're ugly. Man, what's with that 'do? 

You're ugly... because you're ugly 

Let me tell you guys a little story about my second grade love 

His name was Danny and he looked so good this one day in his plaid Toughskins 

And every day after school I'd go pick him up at his classroom 

And one day these three little girls came out right before he did 

And one this girl named Heidi Weller had a handful of pumpkin seeds 

And I said "Let me see those pumpkin seeds" and she said "No" 

So I grabbed her hand I said "let me see those pumpkin seeds NOW bitch" 

And I looked at them and they had Danny Irving's name on each and every one of those damn pumpkin seeds 

And I said "Hey, bitch. That's my boyfriend. Why do you have my boyfriend's name on all your pumpkin seeds, you little slut? You little seven year old slut! I'm gonna kick your fuckin' ass, bitch!" 

Youknow what she had the nerve to say to me, that little cunt? 

She said 

You're ugly. What the fuck gave birth to you? 

You're ugly. And I bet your mom is too 

You're ugly. Man, what's with that 'do? 

You're ugly... Because you're ugly