Watermelon Man Lyrics - Sassy Mama - Big Mama Thornton

Hey - watermelon man 

Hey you with the red truck 

Watermelon man 

Bring me a watermelon (make it nice and juicy) 

Make it mellow (yes you young fellow) 

Bring it up here to the fifth floor 

Watermelon man 

Say watermelon man 

Did you hear what I said? 

Will you bring me a watermelon 

Up here to the fifth floor 

Five dollars? Wait a minute 

What you doin' 

Chargin' five dollars a floor? 

You think I'm gonna pay five dollars for a watermelon 

You crazy 

And move your truck, out from my driveway 

What you say? Say you got what? 

You tellin' me you got a license 

That's alright, I'll call the police 

What you say? You gonna sell the police a watermelon 

You might not know what kinda police I might call 

Might not even like watermelon 

And you keep on tellin' me you got a license 

I don't care what kinda license you got 

You ain't got no license to sell in my driveway 

So move 

Oh you ain't gonna move, huh? 

Lets see then 

I'll get all these hound dogs 

And we'll come downstairs and flatten your tires 

And we'll get some free 

You better move you smart alec 

I ain't gonna buy one of your old watermelons 

You talk too smart 

And that goes for your truck too