Destination Wedding Lyrics - Bike Thiefs

The comic timing of your shortcomings really hit the mark 

And I liked my wide-eyed loose-lipped evaluation of your hang-ups 

I've got two dogs on Xanax 

My partner's a bit of a drinker 

I withhold sex when he doesn't do the dishes 

He withholds sex when he sleeps with other women 

I know 

Get me out this social sinkhole 

Look me in the eye like I've got a good shelf life 

Accommodate fears because you're a nice guy 

Get me out this social sinkhole 

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Just last week my sister went out and bought a new Dyson 

About goddamned time I felt some excitement 

Maybe it's time I got back on anti-depressants 

Soon enough 

I'm happy to help him out 

And I'm happy give him rope 

Who the hell has a destination wedding anyway? 

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I know 

Get me out this social sinkhole 

Look me in the eye like a surrogate ally 

Accommodate fears because we're all friends here 

Get me out this social sinkhole