Put It There, Pal Lyrics - Bing Crosby

I don't care where I'm goin' 

Just as long as I'm with you 

Put it there, pal. Put it there 

I'll be just like your horses 

And I'll stick to you like glue 

Put it there, pal. Put it there 

I'm glad you're fooling Pepsodent (oh, that happy snow) 

Stealing all that cash 

I hear your show on Thursdays (nice, huh?) 

What a lot of eggs you smash 

Well at least I don't depend upon 

Colonna's big moustache (oh, he gave me the brush) 

You're faithful and you're fair 

Put it there (skin me Dad, skin me) 

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You've got that something in your voice 

So right for selling cheese (hustle a lot of the stuff) 

Put it there, pal. Put it there (put that back in the bowl) 

You know, I think your jokes are great (really?) 

It's just that folks are hard to please (they're just snobs, that all) 

Put it there, pal. Put it there 

Your face could make a fortune 

Just your nose should make a lot (how do you siphon?) 

I like the way you wear those gaudy-colored shirts you've got, boy! 

The only time a rainbow ever covered up a pot 

You're such a perfect square (oh-oh, is that on the paper?) 

(where?, where?) 

Shall we dance? 

Sorry, I have my heavy underwear on 

Oh, just to once around, to the adrenalin, huh? 

Well, OK, if I lead 

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My colleague, my crony, my cohort, my friend 

Companions, confederates, chums to the end 

Like meat and potatoes, or salt and tomatoes 

Boy, what a blend 

Don't put it in the paper (don't worry about me) 

Don't put it on the air (I'll finish it) 

Don't put it in your pipe 

Put it there 

Confidentially, do you like this as well as singing? 

Leave your name with the girl when you go out 

We may get to you for some crowd noises 

Be sure and call me 

All right