Feminist Housewives Lyrics - Singles - Bitch & Animal

This is the story of Betty and Sue 

Two women left their husbands... For each other 

(One, two, three and... *laugh*) 

I was watching opera yesterday 

And Gloria Steinem came on to say 

Gloria Steinem? Who's Gloria Steinem? 

Gloria Steinem's a famous feminist 

She says there's no separation between housewife and feminist 

She says you can be a housewife and a feminist 

Really? 

All you housewives can be 

Famous feminists just like me 

Now I am cooking the veggies and valuing myself 

(Cooking the veggies and valuing myself, cooking the veggies and valuing myself) 

Gloria where have you been? (Where have you been?) 

You've become my inspiration (My inspiration) 

Gloria where have I been? (Where have I been?) 

All these years I've been listening to Jim 

Get out of the way of the game 

Where is my dinner? 

Gloria please save me now (Save me now) 

I need to free myself please tell me how (Free myself) 

I am becoming a coward 

Gloria Steinem, where are you now? 

Gloria Steinem, wait a minute, 

I heard on public radio that Gloria Steinem was gonna be speaking at a rally for women's rights in Washington DC! 

Gloria, Gloria, I'm buying my ticket today 

I'm going to the rally in Washington 

I'm gonna see her at the rally in Washington 

I'm gonna find her at the rally in Washington 

I can't wait for the rally in Washington 

Shit Sue! What am I gonna tell Jim? 

Well... tell him you're on a business trip 

Business trip? Sue, I'm a housewife... 

Alright, tell him you're abducted by a strange group of aliens 

No Sue he watches the X-files he knows the difference between real aliens and fake aliens 

They took a specimen out of your left breast and planted it into Washington DC and you've gotta go there to rediscover a part of yourself 

Rally? Women's rights? Who the hell you think you are? 

My name is Betty and my name is Sue 

And there's a lot of thing we can do 

Cause we are, wannabe feminist housewives 

Yeah, we are gonna be feminist housewives 

See you later Jim 

I'm going to the rally in Washington 

Byebye! 

Well that was five years ago, today 

I said: Herb, you can take you're SUV and shove it up your ass 

Me and Betty, we're hitting the road 

I'm switching out of wife mode 

I don't know Herb; it's not like I have anything against you 

It's just; well you're not really my type Herb 

Look, look, there's no need to argue, this is goodbye Herb 

And Herb, I'll try not to slam the door on my way out okay 

And try not to choke from the dust coming from my heels, Herb 

Oh and Herb, don't forget to feed Olive Oil 

Bye Olive Oil (Meow) 

And suddenly, Betty and I were free 

We were finally free 

Going to the rally in Washington 

On the road to the rally in Washington 

I couldn't wait for the rally in Washington 

Hey Sue, we're almost to the rally in Washington 

Well I'm sure it's not hard for you to imagine what happened in that car on that road to that rally in Washington DC, right? 

Some people say that it was, that it was destiny that Betty and I got in that car and got on that road to go to that rally. 

Some people say that a band of angels guided our car on that road. 

Who knows? 

Something about the moon, or the way her skin mixed with vinyl 

I realize, Sue, I've been lusting after her for four years now (I've been lusting after you for four years now) 

Betty, I've been lusting after you for four years now 

(I've been lusting after you, for four years now) 

Oh my god Betty 

Oh my god, Oh, My, god 

I'm a dyke 

I'm a dyke 

I'm a dyke 

I'm a dyke, dyke, dyke, dyke, D-D-D-dyke 

We're great moms 

(Hahaha, I wanna do that again)