Family Tree Lyrics - All Samples Cleared! - Biz Markie

One two, one two 

This goes out to my brother dimond shell 

My man jazzy jerome, def jeff 

I can't forget my man kevin d and the midnight express crew 

Philly, soda pop 

I'm gonna run down my family tree like this: 

One, two, one two three and 

I got a friend by the name of charlie 

Charlie got a wife by the name of dolly 

Dolly and charlie got a son named wally 

And wally got a girl by the name of polly 

Polly got a sister by the name of molly 

Molly and polly got a mother named holly 

Father named arthur, we call him artie 

You don't understand then I'm very very sorry 

Cousin named frita, uncle named skeeter 

He's married to my fine aunt rita 

Who is the leader of the married cheaters 

So I son't greet her, cause my uncle don't need her 

Grandma joyce drives a rolls royce 

Of the family I'm a favorite choice 

Buddy named homer, used to be a loner 

Now he's got a girl by the name of mona 

Now that homer's married to mona 

All he does all day is bone, bone, bone her 

Father named lex, gets big respect 

Driving in his dodge 300gx 

Week after next, lex gets his check 

Me and lex will be chillin' in the x 

My girl elenor, went to the drugstore 

To get deodorant, I think it was pure 

Cause the one she used before made her underarm sore 

And that's why elenor don't use it no more 

A girl named betty who used to go with freddie 

Asked me was I ready for us to go steady 

I told betty that I wasn't ready 

To go steady 'cause it would hurt freddy 

A girl named gwen, she's my best friend 

Known her ever since who knows when 

And do you comprehend, the message that I send 

Of family and friend of grandpa ben 

Like, like, like, like, like, like that 

Bound to wreck your body 

And ana na na na na na na na na na ana 

Cool v bring it down