Road Block Lyrics - I Need A Haircut - Biz Markie

Yo doc, drop the beat in! 

This is a incident that always occur 

With the opposite sex, other word is her 

No matter what nationality color or creed 

Or wherever you at, there's always a bad seed 

They're always talkin about wantin to be alone 

You're spendin too much time witcha friends, all night long 

I'm sayin yo what the heck, I am single 

It's no reason why I shouldn't try to mingle 

So I met this girl by the name of maxine 

Her breath didn't stink she used listerine 

She looked crazy a-ight, and the whole nine 

But this situation was one of a kind 

Because I wanted her.. all to my own 

So I called her on, my mickey mouse telephone 

I said, "hello pretty momma it's the guy you just me 

Uhh what are you doin tonight? " she said, "nuttin," I said, "bet" 

So when I went to pick her up, I was in shock 

Cause she brought her friend along for a road block 

[biz sings] 

American woman! why you do it to meeeeee? 

American woman! why you do it to meeeeee? 

Is it because I'm the bizmarkie? 

No I think it's because I have the r-a-p 

I think you think I'm ugly makin cash money 

Yo I think all the girls is funny.. 

American woman! why you do it to meeeeee? 

American woman! why you do it to meeeeee? 

(yo biz you know you don't usually be with things like that 

Why you let her get away with that? ) 

I thought she was buggin just to see what I'd say 

I said nuttin, let her friend come anyway 

Okay now listen what she wanted me to for her friend 

(what she want biz? ) expected me to pay her way in? 

It's not like kid from stingy cheap or my name's ebenezer 

But I'm here to please maxine, not to please her 

So I still let it go by, and got her in the movie 

Thank the lord I bumped into my cousin named cool v 

I said please vaughn, take her friend off my hands 

So I can be alone, and get my man 

He said alright I'll introduce, she act like she was wit it 

But when we try to split, she looked and said forget it 

I don't know whassup vaughn, she must be buggin 

I thought you was in the way she was kissin and huggin 

Soon as I said - wanna make music like sebastian bach? 

I'm not leavin my friend with a guy but it's another road block 

[biz sings] 

American woman! stay away from meeeeee! 

American woman! why you do it to meeeeee? 

Is it because I'm the bizmarkie? 

No I think it's because I can r-a-p, no 

I think you think I'm ugly makin cash money 

All of this is funny.. 

American woman! stay away from meeeeee! 

American woman! stay away from meeeeee! 

So I was highly upset, and you would be too 

If an icicle's in your way, stickin to you like glue 

I mean it's the end of the night, time to move on 

I'm tryin to kick ballistics so she'd come to my home 

I went to, yo bust it, call her when you get to your crib 

She said, no and started cryin like a baby with a bib 

Now why you wanna bat me up and ruin my night? 

I coulda said no but I was bein polite 

She tried to pull the I'm stayin over her house bit 

Not tonight baby you gon' be stayin at a parkway exit 

So they went into the bathroom to get in a huddle 

If you keep playin you're both gonna take the shuttle 

They both came out the bathroom with a glance 

Like the bathroom they were goin to dance 

They both approached me with the look of a rock 

I look and tell my senses ahh it's another road block..