Tear Shit Up Lyrics - Biz Markie

(featuring Jazzy Jeff) 

[Biz Markie] 

Huh-huh, uh-huh, yeah, uh-huh 

Y'all know, uh-huh, uh, uh-huh 

Y'all know, uh, uh uh-huh 

Check it out {"C'mon!" - Chuck D} 

[Verse One - every last word or syllable is echoed] 

Don't go to Getty, go to Exxon 

Like "Bonita Applebum," ya gotta put me on 

Got good luck like Lucky Charms leprechaun 

Can't believe Freaky Tah and Big L is gone 

You think I'm a mailman, well my delivery 

Ain't no other brother like the B-I with the Z 

Emezah-A-Rrrah, say K-I with the E 

I got mo' rhymes than Muhammad Ali 

Not number one but here to have fun 

Guaranteed to proceed and get the job done 

Y'all, know, my competition is none 

Funky funky fresh from the day I begun 

You rock with me, you're guaranteed to have a ball 

Got a big belly, over six feet tall 

My favorite team is the Vikings when I watch football 

Here's another one to get you off the wall 

[Chorus - unknown female while Jeff scratches] 

He's Biz Markie, as you can see 

He came to tear tear tear shit up {"C'mon!"} 

He's Biz Markie, as you can see 

He came to tear tear tear shit up {"C'mon!"} 

He's Biz Markie, as you can see 

He came to tear tear tear shit up {"C'mon!"} 

He's Biz Markie, as you can see 

He came to tear tear tear shit up, up, up {"C'mon!"} 

[Verse Two - with the same echo] 

Soon to be elected in the Hall of Fame 

I rock the microphone, emceeing's my game 

I flip so many styles, my name should be Flipper 

On Three's Company, I wish I was Jack Tripper 

Back in the days, I used to eat {?}litina{?} 

Back in the days, my sister had a Thumbelina 

Back in the days, I liked a girl named Angelina 

Back in the days, I wanted to get in between her 

My jingle bella, always Roc-A-Fella 

Even my acapella will be a best seller 

She couldn't believe what I had achieved 

Funky like ring around the collar, doo doo on the sleeves 

Enquiring minds always want to know 

How did I get my ill freestyle flow? 

I just tell 'em straight up without no B 

Ask me no questions yo, here's my ID 

[Chorus] 

[Verse Three - same echo once again] 

I'm not Captain Kirk, or Mr. Spock 

When I put the party people in a state of shock 

I'm like Mark Twain, or Shakespeare 

Cause when I'm on the stage, people throw they hands in the air 

Wavin 'em wild, like in a frenzy 

Dog in the house like I'm Spuds McKenzie 

I'm just doin it, just rockin the house 

Sucker MC's is spiders or mouse 

Comin off the top of my head 

I'm not dumb so don't be misled 

When I was young, I never pissed in the bed 

Always listened to what my moms and pops said 

Love reggae so much, you could call me a dred 

Got a big belly so you know I'm well fed 

And I'm a lover-lover like my name is Ed 

And I'm +2 Awesome+ like K and Teddy Ted 

[Chorus] - 2X