Hellwater Keepsake Lyrics - Singles - Blade

(spoken in Hillbilly accent) 

Voice 1: 

Hey Vern, should we tell our fans we done made a record? 

Voice 2: 

Naw, they'll hear about us once we's gets all rich und famoos. 

1: 

Yeah swimmin' pools. Movie stars. 

2: 

Whoo-wee!! 

I made myself a well today 

I build it out of sones and hay 

Thought it woudl fall, Vern said it's okay 

It looks like hell 

But it holds the water 

It'll do us good 

When the weather gets hotter 

I may be dumb 

But I'm lie maker 

That well right there's 

A Hellwater keepsaker 

It looks like hell 

But it holds the water 

(MMM that mighty fine) 

It'll do us good 

When the weather gets hotter 

(Gimme an ice cube sugar) 

I may be dumb 

But I'm no lie maker 

That well there's 

A Hellwater keepsaker 

1: 

Let's hold on to that one Vern 

2: 

Hey Leroy, this water tastes like cowshit. 

1: 

Huh?