Royal Flush Lyrics - Flying Colours - Bliss N Eso

well hello, let me introduce myself 

they call me macka, big macka 

and my voice-activated house doesn't even work 

but i'm back in the lab again 

making something out of dirt 

i got a spliff in my top pocket 

i got a cannon 

the size of something 

you can't possibly imagine 

i jump off boats 

i cut through hills and gutters 

i bluff the whole table 

like f**k you, silly duffers 

we changed the game 

like when the first boat came with cocaine 

paved our way with gold flame 

flows aim to blow brains 

with cards up my sleeve, 

i play old maid with dope dames 

undercover secret agent 

code name is coltrane 

in a dusty jazz bar 

is double 0 deuce with double 0 8 

the two double 0 8 troublesome two 

with a robo-tech dj 

i'm cued across the fader 

to the ... who drops the flavor 

three smooth operators 

(just like that...) 

(unfortunately, we haven't time to play games...) 

with my researchers 

i do sidewalk astronomy 

we burn the weed in seconds 

i'm just chillin' in my building 

with a ... street collective 

see, we struck a major chord 

with the magic from the stage, i soar 

doubt nevermore 

the raven's rapping at your chamber door 

so praise the lord 

and see unusually different, beautifully gifted 

sailing forth, mad musical misfits 

me, myself and my melody mistress 

make a monster meek 

with magic in misty mountains 

where the mace and mobsters meet 

they call me cosmic cowboy 

kookaburra killer 

max back on the track, yes i'm iller 

and the last emcee 

i barbecued on my grilla 

yes, for rilla 

yes, for rilla 

so back the f**k off me 

and go and make me coffee 

you rappers think you're rocky 

but not one of you can stop me 

that's why i puff opium 

with christopher walken 

in an amsterdam cafe 

at six in the mornin' 

i'm kickin' the door in 

you bitches are boring 

i'm bringing the storm in 

'cause you chickens are snoring 

can you vision me soaring 

in this blizzard performing 

and crosswords like clockwork 

in glistening orange 

(just like that...) 

i'm at the gambling spot 

with my hand on my cock 

lookin' for another block 

i can damage and rock 

i'm surfin' with fishes 

i'm pervin' on bitches 

my mission on this bus 

is to get dirt on them hinges 

when ... troops came 

for hussein's fuel chain 

they say dollars make cents 

but all i got is loose change 

shoot game, i'm that wildcat 

through the hoop's flames 

'til doomsday, it's bruce wayne 

on a crusade 

i'm the king of the committee 

watch me think of something witty 

like a boring board meeting 

and i slip myself a mickey 

don't eyeball me, bitch 

my clique is the goonies 

my guard dogs are hard rock 

bitch, with an uzi 

through the world wind, 

we pass batons 

swinging it like a magic wand 

poetical patterns like pebbles 

perpetually skipping across that placid pond 

are you catching on? 

let me give you a key 

true love is not a cage 

it's a home in which you are free 

(just like that...)