Discovery Channel Lyrics - Bloodhound Gang

Ha ha, well now, we call this the act of mating 

But there are several other very important differences 

Between human beings and animals that you should know about 

I'd appreciate your input 

Sweat baby, sweat baby 

Sex is a Texas drought me 

And you do the kind of stuff 

That only Prince would sing about 

So put your hands down my pants 

And I'll bet you'll feel nuts 

Yes, I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert 

And you're getting two thumbs up 

You've had enough of two hand touch 

You want it rough, you're out of bounds 

I want to you smothered, want you covered 

Like my waffle house, hash, browns 

Comin' quicker than Fed Ex 

Never reaching apex like Coca Cola stock 

You are inclined to make me rise an hour early 

Just like daylight savings time 

You and me baby, aint nothin but mammals 

So lets do it like they do on the Discovery Channel 

You and me baby, aint nothin but mammals 

So lets do it like they do on the Discovery Channel 

Love, the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket 

Like the lost catacombs of Egypt 

Only God knows where we stuck it 

Hieroglyphics 

Let me be specific 

I wanna be down in your south seas 

But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean 

Means small craft advisory 

So if I capsize on your thighs, high tide 

B 5, you sunk my battleship 

Please turn me on 

Im Mr.Coffee with an automatic drip 

So show me yours, Ill show you mine 

Tool time, youll love it just like Lyle 

And then well do it doggy style 

So we can both watch X-files 

You and me baby, aint nothin but mammals 

So lets do it like they do on the Discovery Channel 

You and me baby, aint nothin but mammals 

So lets do it like they do on the Discovery Channel 

You and me baby, aint nothin but mammals 

So lets do it like they do on the Discovery Channel 

You and me baby, aint nothin but mammals 

So lets do it like they do on the Discovery Channel 

You and me baby, aint nothin but mammals 

So lets do it like they do on the Discovery Channel 

You and me baby, aint nothin but mammals 

So lets do it like they do on the Discovery Channel