Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo Lyrics - Hefty Fine - Bloodhound Gang

Vulcanize the whoopee stick 

In the ham wallet 

Cattle prod the oyster ditch 

With the lap rocket 

Batter dip the cranny ax 

In the gut locker 

Retrofit the pudding hatch 

Ooh la la 

With the boink swatter 

If I get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then 

In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though 

I Brazilian wax poetic so pathetically 

I don't wanna beat around the bush 

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo 

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo 

Marinate the nether rod 

In the squish mitten 

Power drill the yippee bog 

With the dude piston 

Pressure wash the quiver bone 

In the bitch wrinkle 

Cannonball the fiddle cove 

Ooh la la 

With the pork steeple 

If I get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then 

In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though 

I Brazilian wax poetic so pathetically 

I don't wanna beat around the bush 

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo 

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo 

Put the you know what in the you know where 

Put the you know what in the you know where 

Put the you know what in the you know where 

Put the you know what in the you know where pronto