Legend In My Spare Time Lyrics - Dingleberry Haze - Bloodhound Gang

Bloodhound Gang is here to get it on 

So rock on brothers, rock on 

Ashes to ashes and funks to funky 

Daddy Long Legs is a mean ass honky 

And Jimmy Pop ain't no heiny hobbit gaybe 

Ain't no big meaty chunks in my thick brown gravy 

'Cause I'm a Loch Ness, a Loch Ness, a Loch Ness monster 

Jerry's Kids are knockin' at my door, "Could you be a sponsor?" 

Tiny Bubbles in my tub pull my finger Lawrence Welk 

If you wanna look like Rocky Dennis better drink your milk 

When I'm feeling Oriental I gotta rub my chin 

I'm gonna hold my water in like I'm Gunga Din 

So have a taste of my bass 'cause the girlies got smiles 

You get on my case like the Rockford Files 

Crazy Eddie in the slammer 'cause he's giving it all away 

John Boy in the barn with a horse in the hay 

No rhyme, no reason, no job, no class 

And we don't go near the ghetto 'cause they'd shoot our ass 

Go, go, yeah, yeah, huh what? 

I'm a legend in my spare time 

Go, go, yeah' yeah, huh what? 

I'm a legend in my spare time 

Go, go, yeah, yeah, huh what? 

I'm a legend in my spare time 

Go, go, yeah, yeah, huh, what? 

I'm a legend in my spare time 

If you ain't ever been to the suburbs 

Don't you ever come to the suburbs 

'Cause you wouldn't understand the suburbs 

'Cause I'm a huskin', a huskin' a huskin' your corn 

I'm as deep as a plot to a gay porn 

So uh, oh Spaghettios I forgot to hide away the body 

I know that she's a hotty but damn that girl could party 

So come to me momma it ain't no crime 

I'm a skilled love doctor growlin', "What's your sign?" 

Did the Flamin' Waffle with Ho Chi Min 

Your girl's a dollar bill 'cause we don't know where she's been 

J.F.K.'s head's a puzzle and your woman needs a muzzle 

Barbara Eden in the bottle and now I'm gonna guzzle 

You're too what? Shy shy huh what? 

Hush, hush yea? I knew why 

'Cause we're playing the Palladium can't get on Star Search 

Daddy Legs standing tall he can do the Funky Lurch 

And Jimmy Jimmy Pop is short for Jimmy Jimmy Popular 

You know I know you know your not the tough guy 

That I thought you were 

Go, go, yeah, yeah, huh, what? 

I'm a legend in my spare time 

Go, go, yeah, yeah, huh, what? 

I'm a legend in my spare time 

Go, go, yeah, yeah, huh what? 

I'm a legend in my spare time 

Go, go, yeah, yeah, huh, what? 

I'm a legend in my spare time 

'Cause I wopbobaloobop 

Ha, cha, cha, chatch 

Come lick my balls 

Vive la my crotch 

'Cause your daddy thinks I'm lazy, your momma thinks I'm crazy 

But neither of them know that you are carrying my baby 

And I'm the Amos, I'm the Andy, I'm the sticky Aunt Jemammy 

I gave you mouth to mouth like Resuscitation Annie 

It takes two of us to do this like Dean Martin Jerry Lewis 

And your throat is swollen gloryholen' ya blew us 

George Burns' pacemaker beats steady slow and low 

That's why we got more hits then a dealer at a Dead show 

Go, go, yeah yeah, huh what? 

I'm a legend in my spare time 

Go, go, yeah yeah, huh what? 

I'm a legend in my spare time 

Go, go, yeah yeah, huh what? 

I'm a legend in my spare time