Mr. Function Lyrics - Blue Meanies

The functional member of society 

Fixes dysfunctions 

Fixed my car 

Fixed my art 

Fixed the price 

Fixed my vice 

Made me a functional member of society 

Make me function, so functional 

The functional member of sobriety 

Fixed me a drink 

A shot of methadone 

So I won't think 

A low tar cigarette 

To cut down the threat 

Of making me 

A functional member of sobriety 

Mr. Function, what's your gumption 

Spreading the word of conditioned corruption 

Mr. Function, a revolution is beginning to form 

At the D.C. junction 

The functional member of hilarity 

Is on the TV 

Now I can sit at home 

And be told how to be 

How to wear my coat 

How to righteously vote 

Ain't gonna be a functional member 

Of hilarity 

Nobody gonna pull me down 

Nobody gonna push me around 

Nobody gonna push me