Cheaper To Keep Her Lyrics - Blues Brothers

{Alright, Lonnie, Junior, the band, the girls and I 

We're gonna do it a little song for you now, a little Mac Rise number 

Hey, all you married men, if you're tied up, you better stay tied up 

Because it's cheaper to keep her} 

It's cheaper to keep her 

It is cheaper to keep her 

When your little girl make you mad 

You get an attitude and pack your bag 

Five little children that you're leaving behind 

You're gonna pay some alimony or do some time 

It's cheaper to keep her 

(It's cheaper to keep her) 

It's cheaper to keep her 

(It's cheaper to keep her) 

See when you get to staring that judge in the face 

You're gonna wanna cuss the whole human race 

It's cheaper to keep her 

(It's cheaper to keep her) 

Too much to leave that little girl 

(It's cheaper to keep her) 

It's cheaper, it's cheaper, it's cheaper 

It's cheaper, it's cheaper, it's cheaper 

It's cheaper, cheaper, cheaper, cheaper, yeah 

You didn't pay for two dollars to bring the girl home 

Now you're about to pay two thousand to leave alone 

See another woman out there, you wanna make a change 

She ain't gonna watch 'cause you won't have a damn thing 

It's cheaper to keep her 

(It's cheaper to keep her) 

Cheaper to keep her 

(It's cheaper to keep her) 

The time you get to looking that judge in the face 

You gonna wanna cuss the whole human race 

It's cheaper to keep her 

(It's cheaper to keep her) 

Cost too much to leave 

(It's cheaper to keep her) 

It's cheaper, it's cheaper, it's cheaper 

It's cheaper, it's cheaper, cheaper, cheaper 

Cheaper, cheaper, cheaper, yeah 

If you decide to roam and leave your happy home 

You gotta pay the house note 

The child support, your insurance 

Alimony, mortgage one, mortgage two 

It's cheaper to keep her 

It's cheaper to keep her 

It's cheaper to keep her 

It's cheaper to keep her 

It's cheaper to keep her 

It's cheaper to keep her 

It's cheaper to keep her 

It's cheaper to keep her 

It's cheaper to keep her