Kill Yourself Lyrics - Bo Burnham

Have you ever felt sad or lonely? 

Have you ever felt two-feet tall? 

Have you ever thought man if only I was anybody else at all? 

They like to kick you when times get rough 

And you give your all, but it's not enough 

And sticks and stones may break your bones 

But words can break your heart 

But if you don't know where to go I'll 

Show you where to start 

Kill yourself 

It'll only take a minute 

And you'll be happy that you did it 

Just go over to your oven and shove your head in it 

Kill yourself 

Really you should do it 

There's really nothing to it 

Just grab a mug and chug a cup of lighter fluid 

--Talking Interlude-- 

I sound unempathetic 

I sound mean and rude 

Suicide is an epidemic 

And I don't wanna be misconstrued 

Signs of depression go overlooked 

So if you're depressed 

Then you need to book a therapy session 

Talk about your depression 

And let a professional hear it 

But if you search for 

Moral wisdom in 

Katy Perry's lyrics then 

Kill yourself 

It won't be painful 

If you are able 

To give a little kiss to an oncoming train 

You'll kill yourself 

It's over, mull it 

There's a trigger pull it 

Get it through your head and 'it' being a bullet 

Stick your tongue in a plug 

Suck a pipe of exhaust 

Make some toast in the tub 

Nail yourself to a cross 

Hold your breath 'til it's gone 

Drink a gallon of mace 

Be gay in Iran 

Let Oprah sit on your face 

Jump off of a bridge 

Skinny dip in a flood 

Skydive attached to a fridge 

Drink a Haitian guy's blood 

Break into the zoo 

Give the tiger a shove 

Eat a Philip's head screw 

Marry Courtney Love