Men And Women Lyrics - Words Words Words - Bo Burnham

men and women 

men are like vows, cause they are easily broken, oh yeah 

women are like cows, because they both have vaginas 

men are like muzzles, because they will try to shut you up, oh yeah 

women are like puzzles cause prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote (puzzles still don't) 

a man is an eagle, yeah, a women is a dove 

women can fake orgasms but men can fake love 

women are like fingers and toes, cause they're easy to count on 

men are like ravens and crows, cause they hate using condoms 

women are like Yahtzees, oh, cause I rarely get them 

men are like Nazis, cause they both caused the holocaust, (it's true) 

for every dollar a man makes, a woman makes 70 cents 

that doesn't make sense, that's not fair, the man's only left with 30 

oh, men and women, it's black and white with an area of gray for hermaphrodite, yeah, oh yeah, yeah 

ah, male strippers always look like they're applying lotion 

and female strippers when they're dancing on the pole just look like confused firemen 

thanks