The Restroom Door Said, Lyrics - Singles - Bob Rivers

The restroom door said gentlemen 

So I just walked inside 

I took two steps and realized 

I'd been taken for a ride 

I heard high voices turned and found 

The place was occupied 

By two nuns, three old ladies and a nurse 

What could be worse 

Than two nuns, three old ladies and a nurse? 

The restroom door said gentlemen 

It must have been a gag 

As soon as I walked in there 

I ran into some old hag 

She sprayed me with a can of mace 

And smacked me with her bag 

I could tell this just wouldn't be my day 

What can I say? 

It was just turning out to be day 

The restroom door said gentlemen 

And I would like to find 

The crummy little creep who had the nerve 

To switch the signs 

'Cause I got two black eyes 

And one high heel up my behind 

Now I can't sit with comfort and joy 

Boy oh boy 

No I'll never sit with comfort and joy